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What to say about La Cumbre that hasn´t been said in my last post? I had the chance to go hiking around town and the mountains yesterday. That was fun and breathtaking and all that noise (they got a novelty-sized Albert Christ overlooking the town), but I find when I´m stopped in a place for too long, I get pretty anxious and want to get on the road while my leg muscles are still coarsing with the power of Satan.
Speaking of Satan, I finally opened up The Argentinian Reader, a history textbook donated by Evan and Sarah, and it´s loaded with fiendish tidbits about the evil origins of this country. My favorite section is a first hand account written by a German mercenary--a certain Ulderico Schmidt--in service of the Spanish crown. In 1554, he is dispatched to a very early colonial Buenos Aires.
Without the daily parade of free food on behalf of the native folks, the Spanish colony quickly began to starve. A few Spaniards came to the realization that since they aren´t really using their horses, they might as will eat them. Well apparently, even when facing certain death at the hands of famine, eating one´s own horse is an executable offense, and so these fellas were quickly strung up. After a day or so dangling in the hot Argentine sun, the bodies started looking rather delicious to the rest of the colony. It was only a matter of time before someone started clipping off some toes or a hand or greedily making off with a whole thigh. Human flesh became the new craze amongst the inhabitants of the fledgling Buenos Aires, and it is here we find the origins of the famed asado tradition. Fortunately, no more horses were hurt.
The news of cannibalism spread to the native Argentinians, who according to Ulderico, assembled like Voltron and did everything they could to kick the crazy Spanish out. Since killing the invaders only increased the food supply for the remaining Spanish, the native folks finally managed to burn down the colony and force Ulderico and his pals to swim back to their homeland. Pure evil.
Alright, I´ve spent enough time at the computer. All this talk of devouring human flesh has made me absolutely ravenous. I´m heading to the public gallows to see if they have any fresh convicts strung up today. Wish me luck!
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